I am not one to check my daily horoscope. I have always thought it was silly. However, I have always known that since my birthday is June 22nd, I was a cancer. I have never liked my zodiac sign. Cancer. Ug.
However, I have recently discovered that zodiac signs have changed! Apparently the shift of the universe over the past several thousand years has made enough of a change that it has realigned whatever it is that gives us each our zodiac sign (I really have no knowledge of how this works). My zodiac sign is now Gemini. Much prettier than Cancer.
But here's the best part - there is a whole new zodiac sign! That's right, if your birthday falls between November 29th and December 17th, your zodiac sign is an Ophiuchus. Yep, another attractive one!
Who thinks up these things?
However, I have recently discovered that zodiac signs have changed! Apparently the shift of the universe over the past several thousand years has made enough of a change that it has realigned whatever it is that gives us each our zodiac sign (I really have no knowledge of how this works). My zodiac sign is now Gemini. Much prettier than Cancer.
But here's the best part - there is a whole new zodiac sign! That's right, if your birthday falls between November 29th and December 17th, your zodiac sign is an Ophiuchus. Yep, another attractive one!
Who thinks up these things?
3 comments:
I've read a couple stories on the zodiac change this morning and I'm still not sure it's true. Check out this story:
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/13/no-your-zodiac-sign-hasnt-changed/
I think it's pretty funny. I think that new name could be pretty ah... dangerous to say. Leave out a letter and you have yourself a bad word.
Yeah, I am with manette, i heard it only changed if you were born after 2009....
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