Monday, September 17, 2012

Mrs. Wonka


I take each of my niece's shoe shopping for their birthday each year.  It is a tradition I have grown to love.   They get to pick whatever shoe's they want, and we get some fun time together.  This is one of the conversations I had with Maddie in the car on our way to the shoe store.

Maddie: Hey Katie, do you want to hear about my dream?

Me: Of course!

Maddie: Well, you see, I married Willy Wonka

Me: Oh you did?

Maddie: Yep.  But I wasn't a kid like I am now.  I was old enough that I could get married.

Me: And how old is that?

Maddie: 17

Me: Oh, so you were 17 and marrying Willy Wonka?

Maddie: Yep.  He told me that if I married him I could have all of the candy in the factory for free.  So I was going to marry him.

Me: So you were marrying him because you wanted the candy?  Did you love him?

Maddie:  No.  But I wanted A LOT of candy.  And do you know how much money that would cost?  A LOT.  So I was going to marry him.

Me: You must have REALLY wanted that candy!

Maddie: I did!   But then someone else came and I loved him and decided I didn't want to marry Willy Wonka any more.  And he was really, really mad.

Me: Oh dear!  What did you do? 

Maddie: I ran away!  And I woke up.

Me: Well I'm glad you got away!

Liz, when this girl turns 17 I would keep an eye out!  And keep her away from the candy stores!

(PS - after this conversation with Maddie I changed my list of things that I am looking for in a future husband.  Forget a good guy with motivation in life and a love for the outdoors, now I am looking for a man who owns a chocolate shop!)


1 comment:

Liz, Karl, Madison, Brooklyn, Aubrey and Zachary said...

hahahaha. Oh that is too funny. I might just have to post that story on my blog sometime... That's great. But I do have to admit, I'm not to excited to reach the teenage years with this girl. :)